2 children.
both have selective hearing this means they wont listen when told to do something but if you happen to mention the word, lolly, or any of its corresponding counterparts such as treat, ice cream or new toy they hear fine... they both get into everything your don't want them to touch and will happily spill a whole bottle of milk on your floor then play in it. the oldest on throws food and then blames it on the youngest and also starts all the fights... the boy will pee on your carpet or poop in your garden... so not quite house trained... they both have potty mouths and will swear at you and then laugh...
they wont clean up after themselves and like to backchat due to politically correct parenting bullshit i've had enough of the way they treat me... so I'm giving them away...
Hmmm... how's their skin? Soft? Blemish-free? How's a bout a sample? I may try to match it to a lovely suede chair in my drawing room....
ReplyDeletehehe, that lightens the mood considerably... i envy their beautiful blemish free skin...
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